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I don’t really have a complex opinion on the nature and use of random tables other than they are some good shit. I will say, though, that too many of you GMs are pre-rolling those tables as part of prep, greedily keeping the joy of random results to yourself. Roll on those tables in front of your players! They’ll laugh at that shit too!

In lieu of a more in-depth opinion piece on the topic here is a random table that uses one of each of a standard set of dice:

Random Greater Resident of the Supernal Chaos

Name Part 1 (d100)

1. Adamen
2. Didila
3. Enkara
4. Gishkim
5. Hazi
6. Kizurra
7. Malah
8. Namluh
9. Shuhalla
10. Ziz

Name Part 2 (d10)

1. anbir
2. biluda
3. dagrim
4. gidri
5. harran
6. kishar
7. mushen
8. nigba
9. tilhar
10. usun

Title Part 1 (d4)

1. Patron of
2. Duke of
3. Paramour of
4. Great Teacher of

Title Part 2 (d20)

1. Hypocrisy
2. Mead
3. Graceless Cats
4. The 8th Chromatic Sphere
5. Sea Ice
6. Silver Doors
7. Teahouses
8. Great Herds of Bovine
9. Toxic Pigments
10. Unmarred Blades
11. Tadpoles
12. Envy
13. Howling Arctic Winds
14. Bees in Reeds
15. Great Horned Owls
16. Laughing Goats
17. Card Games
18. Smiling Thieves
19. Treachery
20. Tradewinds.

Wants you to… (d6)

1. Sacrifice under a gibbous moon…
2. Crown on a broken throne…
3. Guide through the Myriad Paths…
4. Return from exile…
5. Cover in blasphemous tattoos…
6. Exalt to thunderous applause…

…pt. 2 (d12)

1. an orphan, to be found in a book.
2. the ghost of a grieving widow.
3. one who has slain a lawgiver.
4. the heir apparent of a child-king.
5. a thief of hearts and jewels.
6. the last of their kind.
7. one who was born at sea.
8. one who has never known a master.
9. a weeping angel.
10. a cat richer than a king.
11. an obscene poet.
12. your best friend’s best friend.

Offers (d8)

1. The unholy symbol of a buried, forgotten god. Chaotic priests may use Turn Undead on dreams.
2. A great sword with a broken tip. Always crits on hits, cannot harm the living or the dead.
3. Five iron coins, minted with pentacles. If you hold one, you can see through the others.
4. A staff which is followed by a monsoon.
5. The Girdle of Gender Affirmation.
6. Legcuffs of Fartkontrol, anything shackled moves at half speed and cannot shift planes.
7. The Spade of Erlik. All corpses buried with it rise as disease-ridden walking dead.
8. A scroll, upon which is written the wizard spell to summon this daemon (does not confer control).